Posted by: wnbjournalisti | Saturday, Aug 30th: 5:24 pm

to collect in nyc

GOTTA CATCH ‘EM ALL! 08/30/08

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[ ] a jarful of sand from central park. is there sand in central park?

[ ] take photos of manhattan skyline so my friend can make a triptych of it and put on his wall. I didn’t know what you call something like this but hey, that’s what smart girlfriends are for.

[ ] if cheaper than in finland, a men’s louis vuitton bag

[ ] a shirt. …yes, the original.

[ ] the never-cliche

[ ] don’t know how i goana get it ona plane but a “FUCCKIN HUEGE” new york city -poster.

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Posted by: wnbjournalisti | Friday, Aug 29th: 12:47 am

listing: 3 done, 4 to go

[ ] supaernatural amounts of work to get more traveling monies
[ ] place to sleep as close to Manhattan as possible
[ ] update my blog EVERY day when in NYC even if I had no place to stay at night but some random Central Park bench which however is forbidden at night, lawl =(
[DONE] go to FOREX and change srs amountz of € into $$$$$$$$
[DONE] buy a mobile phone dat works in dem U.S., nokia 3500 it iz
[DONE] check out NYC weather forecast before packing any clothes

i’m arriving on september 3rd so FINALLAEY here’s it is

DAMN SWEET HUHHHHHHHHHHh new york area around 25 to 30 celcius so no need no jacketsez, man.

[ ] buy lotsem clothes and shoes from dem States. hoepfully not too much for one suitcase lol!!!!!!!!!!!

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Kävin illalla viemässä roskia ulos ja parin sekunnin ajan luulin oikeesti että on talvi koska oli shortseissa ja sandaaleissa niin kylmä jonka lisäks näytti jotenkin ihan loskaselta. Kun varasin lentoa New Yorkiin en hirveesti ajatellut että lähtisin esim karkuun Suomen säätä koska en ees tiennyt että Nykissä ois lämmintä näin syksyllä, mutta nyt tätä harmaata säätä - joka on ihan samanlainen seitsemältä aamulla ku seitsemältä illalla - katsellessa oon suurimmaks osaks helvetin onnellinen että ns. heräteostoksena päätin ostaa lentoliput. Huonoja puoliakin tietty on, varsinkin yks todella iso, mutta eiköhän se tällasen matkan kestä.

Posted by: wnbjournalisti | Thursday, Aug 28th: 3:27 pm

overheard in new york

Overheard about Obama

Girl with baby in her arms: You know, he taped an Obama poster on his door and I was like, “Oh no, you didn’t put that up.” ’cause he don’t know nothing about politics. Hell, he a felon…he can’t even vote.

–East Village Urban Outfitters

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Professor: It’s not as simple as black and white anymore. I mean, what color is Tiger Woods? What color is Barack Obama? What color is Michael Jackson?

–History of American Women Class, Pace University

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Train “preacher” holding his bible: Adam was the first black man! And Eve was the first white woman! And Adam sinned and got them kicked out of the Garden of Eden. Then they had a whole lot of brown babies! But they set the stage for black men and white women. That’s why you have Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton running for President today! It’s in the bible!

–2 Train

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Queer #1: I kind of like Barack Obama. He’s cute.
Queer #2: If I didn’t have a husband, I would be so far up Barack Obama’s ass that if anyone pulled me out they would become King of England.

–115th & Amsterdam

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Obama volunteer, on super Tuesday: Have you had a chance to make it out to the polls yet?
Old woman, angrily: I don’t like Muslims. [walks past]
Volunteer: Ummmm… [shouts after her] he’s Christian!
Old woman, turning back, even angrier: No he’s not!

–53rd & Lexington

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Seven-year-old black boy: I’m goin’ to Iraq, to kill Obama!

–125th & Amsterdam

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Posted by: wnbjournalisti | Tuesday, Aug 26th: 12:23 pm

Gmailista

Aion hotelleissa, lentokentillä ja erinäisissä rafloissa pitkin maailmaa käyttää paljon kannettavaa ja enemmän tai vähemmän haavoittuvaisia langattomia nettiyhteyksiä, jonka takia onkin paras tarkistaa toimintaohjeet jos vaikka joutuu käymään pankin sivuilla tai Gmailissa. Pankin sivuja en ala selaamaan suojaamattomilla, yleisillä nettiyhteyksillä, mutta gmailissa taidan joutua käymään, jonka takia onkin hyvä ottaa huulille tuore uutinen Gmailin haavoittuvuudesta.

Nimittäin Gmailissa, niin oudolta kuin se kuulostaakin, ei ole SSL-salausta tilisi oletuksena, vaan se pitää itse laittaa päälle. Verkkopankkien sivuilla salaus on päällä jo ennen sisäänkirjautumista. SSL-suojauksen puuttumattomuus antaa kenelle tahansa pikku nilkille hyvin helpon mahdollisuuden tunkeutua mailiisi suojatunkin langattoman netin yli, joten kannattanee kytkeä päälle :———-)

joka onnistuu näin:

  1. Kirjaudu Gmailiin.
  2. Klikkaa Asetukset oikeasta yläkulmasta
  3. Aseta Selainyhteys: Aina HTTPS
  4. Tallenna.
  5. Päivitä Gmail lyömällä näppäintä F5.
Posted by: wnbjournalisti | Tuesday, Aug 26th: 9:48 am

overheard in new york

Tour guide trying to attract tourists: Hello! Great bus ride for tourists, only $30!
Girl: I’m not a tourist, I’m a student at Fordham.
Tour guide: Fordham’s in England, you dumb bitch.

–Times Square

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(six-year-old boy tries to cross street against traffic)
Father, grabbing boy’s hand
: Whoa, little man! That’s dangerous!

Six-year-old boy: Daddy, I eat danger for breakfast.

–Ocean & Newkirk, Brooklyn

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High school-age Jersey girl: So I went on my ex-boyfriend’s Facebook, since his birthday was last week. Only like 30 people wrote on his wall to wish him happy birthday.
Friend: Oh my god. What a loser!

–NJ Transit Terminal, Penn Station

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Woman #1: Chile? Isn’t that in Mexico?
Woman #2: No, it’s its own country.
Woman #1: Really? All by itself?

–Whole Foods, 14th St

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Guy selling purses out of a suitcase: Coach, Gucci, Prada! Purses for cheap!
Tourist lady: Are these real?
Crowd of shoppers: (no response)
Tourist lady (louder): Are these real?
Crowd of shoppers: (no response)
Tourist lady: Did you steal these?

–Canal St.

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Another proud day for America

Man #1: It’s Bastille Day, so viva le France!
Man #2:
Screw France, viva Las Vegas.
Random girl:
Viva 69!

–Brooklyn Bridge

>> http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/

Posted by: wnbjournalisti | Monday, Aug 25th: 4:58 pm

sonyericsson NO WAY

[ ] supernatural amounts of work to get more traveling monies
[ ] place to sleep as close to Manhattan as possible
[ ] update my blog EVERY day when in NYC even if I had no place to stay at night but some random Central Park bench which however is forbidden at night
[DONE] go to FOREX and change srs amountz of € into $$$$$$$$
[DONE] buy a mobile phone that works in the US, im thinking the sonyericsson k550i?

well not quite.

[ ] check out NYC weather forecast (which should be around +25C) before stepping onto the plane
[ ] buy lotsem clothes and shoes from the States. hopefully not too much for one suitcase

Posted by: wnbjournalisti | Sunday, Aug 24th: 5:26 pm

TULIAISIA

Tuliaislista 24/08:

[ ] purkillinen central parkin hiekkaa
[ ] kolme samantyylistä vierekkäisiks tauluiks printattavaa kuvaa manhattanin skylinesta mmmmmmmm
[ ] “HELVETIN ISO” nyc-juliste
[ ] jos halvempaa ku suomessa, vuittonin laukku

Posted by: wnbjournalisti | Thursday, Aug 21st: 4:58 pm

TULIAISIA

tuliaisia on kahdenlaisia
* jotka tuliaisten ostaja lahjoittaa saajalle ilmaiseksi
* jotka tuliaisten ostaja ostaa tuliaisten saajan rahoilla

Joten ole hyvä ja kirjoita kommentteihin sun omat tuliaistoiveet :————-) ja tuun seuraamaan täällä joko suomeks tai englanniksi miten tuliaisten etsiminen nykissä onnistuu. Ensimmäinen tuliaisehdotus facebookis Erikiltä: pystytkö ostaa mulle nykistä jonkun HELVETIN ISON nyc-posterin? mulla kämpässä tällä hetkellä sellanen ~6×3 valkonen seinä tyhjänä. tietty se on sitten aivan eri asia, miten sellasen saa suomeen?

Niinpä :===========D

Posted by: wnbjournalisti | Thursday, Aug 21st: 4:31 pm

overheard in new york

Overheard in New York:

Conductor: This is an express, uptown C train. You heard right: an express C train. Next stop: 125th Street. If you need local service on the Upper West Side, please transfer across the platform to the D, as in “Daddy done did it” or B, as in “bad boy Bobby Brown” train.

–C train, 59th St

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Conductor: This is a Brooklyn bound B train. Like bitch.

–B train

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Conductor: We are currently being held in the station because of some other A train fucking us all over.

–Uptown A train

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Conductor: Never give up on life. Keep hope alive. This is 30th Avenue.

–N train, Astoria

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Mother with little girl: Excuse me. My daughter wants to know if you’re a pirate.
Woman wearing bandana: No. I’m just a lesbian.

–Crema Restaurante, 17th & 6th

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Suit on cell: If he doesn’t get me the fucking money, I’ll kill that bitch!
Hobo: How about you give me some money, and I’ll kill that bitch?

–St. Mark’s

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http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/pages/mostpopular.html

Posted by: wnbjournalisti | Wednesday, Aug 20th: 6:59 pm

looking back at my life

When I was a kid I sold all the CD’s I didn’t need anymore because money was more important than a useless CD in my collection. I got excited of the commercial atmosphere when visiting a flea market with my parents. When I was 10 I wrote down how much money I had on a piece of paper, every week, without anyone ever telling me to do that. Nowadays I have all kinds of goods I will never use, stored on my shelves, with just one purpose - to be sold away at a higher price than what I bought them for.

..and only today I realized there’s no chance I won’t become an entrepreneur one day

Posted by: wnbjournalisti | Wednesday, Aug 20th: 2:38 pm

listing: 6 more to go

[ ] supernatural amounts of work to get more traveling monies
[ ] place to sleep as close to Manhattan as possible
[ ] update my blog EVERY day when in NYC even if I had no place to stay at night but some random Central Park bench which however is forbidden at night
[DONE] go to FOREX and change srs amountz of € into $$$$$$$$

[ ] buy a mobile phone that works in the US, im thinking the sonyericsson k550i?
[ ] check out NYC weather forecast (which should be around +25C) before stepping onto the plane
[ ] buy lotsem clothes and shoes from the States. hopefully not too much for one suitcase

What comes to earning more traveling money, i’m doing great and still got about 10 days to go.

Posted by: wnbjournalisti | Thursday, Aug 14th: 7:11 pm

what to do in new york city?

Making a LIST is a) professional b) easy and simple c) hella useful. So here we go plans for the next month:

[ ] supernatural amounts of work to get more traveling monies
[ ] place to sleep as close to Manhattan as possible
[ ] update my blog EVERY day when in NYC even if I had no place to stay at night but some random Central Park bench which however is forbidden at night

[ ] go to FOREX and change srs amountz of € into $$$$$$$$
[ ] buy a mobile phone that works in the US, im thinking the sonyericsson k550i?
[ ] check out NYC weather forecast (which should be around +25C) before stepping onto the plane
[ ] buy lotsem clothes and shoes from the States. hopefully not too much for one suitcase

I haven’t been able to sleep that much at recent nights because I’m constantly coming up with all kindZA new ideas and plans regarding my blog. Most of the ideas are completely fucked up but I never realize the fact until I wake up and really think about it. At least twice a night I’ve had to wake up and write something down so I’d remember it in the morning so, I think it’s going to be a damn entertaining blog. Well, at least for me.

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